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petrqill:

video games more like

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(◕‿◕☭) comradely reminder

wheatley-blogs:

being in school like

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enjolrasthechief:

I CAN’T THIS IS PERFECT

I’m not horrifically offended that the word pussy can be derogatory simply because the word wiener really has the same connotation
It’s annoying that one is more ‘severe’ than the other tho

sapphrikah:

atrapforfools:

next time you hear a white person say “well if black people can say the n-word why can’t i???” you should ask them “why do you want to?” and listen as they try not to say “black people have something of their own that I am not entitled to and that hurts my feelings and makes me feel inferior”

omgoodness.

If u say “oh my god what the fuck is this???” while listening to my iPod I’ll slay u I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

indecisive-yet-united:

runsonpixistix:

Feminists: Abolish gender roles! Girls can like masculine things and boys can like feminine things!

*a group of men unashamedly loves a cartoon made for little girls*

Feminists: DISGUSTING youre invading a space that doesnt belong to you and SOILING IT with your MASCULINITY you fedora wearing neckbeards!

If you still think feminist dislike bronies simply because they’re males, you have a shit-ton of learning to do

  #wow    #sighs for six months  

alexandranola:

Those boredom selfies on snapchat…

  #dang gURL    #IF I KNEW U WERE THAT CUTE I WOULDVE FOLLOWED U SOONER    #cutie tag  

frighteningfox:

jontronshat:

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

wait…. really?

yes really

Okay
Hold the fuck up right now
You can’t go generalizing people’s vaginas like this, because they’re all different, and it may not hurt for some people and it may hurt for others
My girlfriend and I, a lesbian couple, who have never had penetrative sex with a man before in our lives, recently introduced a strap-on into our sex life and guess what?
An orgasm and half a bottle of lube later, using the dildo for the first time hurt both of us, on different levels. It was painful enough for her that she didn’t want to continue after about two minutes after initial penetration (and we didn’t just slam it in either, we went very slowly and carefully), whereas it hurt me less than getting my ears pierced with a piercing gun but remained a bit uncomfortable and eventually I wanted to stop.
So your first time MAY NOT hurt, but you should be prepared for the possibility that it WILL
(Also you just found out a lot about my sex life. Do what you will with that.)

  #this post irritates the fuck out of me  
villain-lover:

death-by-lulz:

whogivsaratshoot:


laughing for 5 mins 

villain-lover:

death-by-lulz:

whogivsaratshoot:

laughing for 5 mins 

Man I just
I went looking for fanfiction for FNAF about The Bite of ‘87
And the only things I found were furry-written ‘I want to fuck the animatronic fox’ and ‘I’m twelve and don’t know what the fuck a frontal lobe is and can’t keep tenses straight’
But I don’t know why I expected better

The amount of times the panic room is actually used as intended vs the amount of times Sam is locked in it is incredibly disproportionate